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Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella was a girl with too many dreams.
she battered her eyelashes, closed and opened her eyes quickly and blinked several times.

Barry-Axel-Yuki-Edward was a manly man of utmost manliness.
he flexed his muscles and made manly movements with his arms
and then he met Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella

Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella made his days worth living through.
he tried to catch her sparkley sapphire of beauty and stuff eye.
he wrote his feelings for Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella on a sheet of rose-scented note paper (Though, his writing being quite large, Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella took up most of the page)
and called her when he knew she was not home.
he screamed her name out when he was alone
maybe she wasn't listening

Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella was sitting alone, drawing Canadians up her thigh with a compass
he was reading books by dead russian politicians.
she was close enough to touch, he was close enough to forget
Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella looked up, into his quiet eyes. Well, I mean, of course they were quiet. Talking eyes would hardly be an attractive quality now, would it? Though now I think about it, that's pretty cool. I mean, someone with a talking eye. That'd be totally surreal. Maybe Anna-Lousie-Mary-Sakura-Bella added that to her Canadian-print thigh.
she knew that the gaps in his songs and her hearts just got filled

he was smoking pot and crippling young puppies whilst listening to the sort of music they don't like in Churches. And crippling puppies.
she was engraving his face onto her chest, piercing her heart with it.
maybe destiny got it wrong.
I guess this counts as fanfiction.
Original idea belongs too the hilarious :iconvampireinthesunlight: :

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Check it out, everyone! It's a right laugh!

I had great fun doing this! Thanks for writing it, :iconvampireinthesunlight:!

And no, mine's not meant to, in any way, sound good. 8D
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I really love this. I've read a few other entries and they are SO Mary-sue-ish, and this makes fun of them.LAWL